Pissnoma

[Kellyex1450]

Behold the Pissnoma a piss yellow 2003 GMC sonoma I purchased, previously used as a Lifeguard truck on the TV show Baywatch. The truck has been a homeless shelter for rodents for the last 8 years before I decided they were freeloaders and euthanized them, I have been gathering parts and have a lot of cleaning to do. plan is to get it running and driving and use it for its intended purpose, flexing on PCH, boat ramps and such. After Pissnomas street cred and reliability is validated I'll hack it into a TTB prerunner.
Here it is looking like the rising sun at Turbro's in Yucaipa

 

[SByota]

@the bodj likes this

 

[Chancegoodman]

cool to see another s10/sonoma guy on the forum cant wait to see what comes of it

 

[SaltyMethods]

Can't wait to see a race between the Pissnoma vs the Turdyota on my favorite social media app while I sit on my porcelain throne.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

@the bodj likes this

agreed with this before using my fucked up bawain to TRY and read the 1st paragraph...........

I'll hack it into a TTB prerunner

then...... i did read..... and COMPREHENDED WHAT THIS SAID............ then,

is this God building this? or Bodgsters in a diff body/normal sized human being body/just on stilts IN a normal sized human being body? samesame person?

 

[the bodj]

It'll never work

 

[Kellyex1450]

Here's my milk crate of 4 matching 3.0 Kuster shocks with Leduc bypass tubes that are slated for the Pissnoma.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

i like the new boots more.........😍
(even though they look like they need to be laced A LOT tighter........... ill take it)

 

[h0runner]

That’s the ugliest fucking truck I’ve ever seen. This is gonna be great.

 

[Kellyex1450]

I finally got the Pissnoma to fire up, it took me all afternoon at TurdBros, I slaved away while Turbro blasted the greatest hits from "Creed" and "Nickelback" I had to replace the entire fuel system! It runs alright now, there is some shitty gas in the tank and some water, so instead of cleaning it out properly I decided that, "the solution to pollution is dilution" and just added fuel... Once I ran the truck for a while, Turbro convinced me to do a shake down, so we loaded up Turbro, his son and the family Golden retriever clutched by Turbro. We then unsuccessfully tried to do donuts, rallied down a country road, and did a 50/50 grind on a curb that Turbro assured me his wife's Subaru would clear. We returned to Turbro's shop with a belly full of laughter and a traumatized Golden Retriever who christened the occasion and the Pissnoma with a golden shower.

 

[Kellyex1450]

 

[UR_Mawm69]

I finally got the Pissnoma to fire up, it took me all afternoon at TurdBros, I slaved away while Turbro blasted the greatest hits from "Creed" and "Nickelback" I had to replace the entire fuel system! It runs alright now, there is some shitty gas in the tank and some water, so instead of cleaning it out properly I decided that, "the solution to pollution is dilution" and just added fuel... Once I ran the truck for a while, Turbro convinced me to do a shake down, so we loaded up Turbro, his son and the family Golden retriever clutched by Turbro. We then unsuccessfully tried to do donuts, rallied down a country road, and did a 50/50 grind on a curb that Turbro assured me his wife's Subaru would clear. We returned to Turbro's shop with a belly full of laughter and a traumatized Golden Retriever who christened the occasion and the Pissnoma with a golden shower.

WIN.

ill say nothing other than this post is a WIN. The truck things, of course a win as well, but mainly.... these words put together in this order is a win. hahahaha