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[cbrewer22]

you obviously don't get this.................

I faceplanted on a minivan.



hah. yeah........ cause it works so well for me, RIGHT?!?!?

get him a hulk hand. lmao can you imagine. now Jake is going to go on amazon and order his self one. love you bud

 

[UR_Mawm69]

View attachment 29823get him a hulk hand. lmao can you imagine. now Jake is going to go on amazon and order his self one. love you bud

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... baawaain dumdum.
i nono get it?!?!?

 

[cbrewer22]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm........... baawaain dumdum.
i nono get it?!?!?

if you cant pull chicks then he is going to take after you and only pull dicks. insert dick into hulk hand. i even posted a picture of one with a cupped hand to help ur brain. you want me to find a smaller one.

 

[Cleandezert]

if you cant pull chicks then he is going to take after you and only pull dicks. insert dick into hulk hand. i even posted a picture off one with a cupped hand to help ur brain. you want me to find a smaller one.

Corey is on FIRE. Asking for a friend... will the hands chaff

 

[cbrewer22]

Corey is on FIRE. Asking for a friend... will the hands chaff

depends on the amount of times used per day. (heard from a friend)

 

[UR_Mawm69]

if you cant pull chicks then he is going to take after you and only pull dicks. insert dick into hulk hand. i even posted a picture of one with a cupped hand to help ur brain. you want me to find a smaller one.

YOU PUT A LOOOOOOOOOOT OF THOUGHT ABOUT SQUEEZING DICKS INTO THAT BURN...................................................












I am jealous.

 

[cbrewer22]

YOU PUT A LOOOOOOOOOOT OF THOUGHT ABOUT SQUEEZING DICKS INTO THAT BURN...................................................












I am jealous.

well you are the master at ur mom jokes so i gotta get you at something.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

well you are the master at ur mom jokes so i gotta get you at something.

yeah, but im the mastaaaaaaaaa at **!^!^!*nsNB&^696 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[UR_Mawm69]

Christmas present from the head mastaaaa Papa Gort is the X6 Antennna and Direct mount.

Well put a tab to mount it on the car and on my truck. hopefully test it out New Years Gordons trip..........

 

[UR_Mawm69]

Merry early Christmas to muah, from Papa Gort.....

 

[85Yota]

Nice I've had that same antenna for years ran it in my Tacoma and new my new truck whenever it's done.

I like the mount, mine is held onto dash with adhesive backed velcro strips is all.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

Gordons with buggy guys and Sean Backus and his group of guys the past weekend went fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!

 

[turbomonty]

man that does look inviting!

 

[UR_Mawm69]

OKAY, I HAVE TO AND WILL WORK ON THIS POS THIS WEEKEND.
WITH BROGAN. I ALREADY TOLD HIM THATS WHAT WERE DOING. IM MAKING THIS POST TO HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE.

SO IF I DONT HAVE ANY UPDATES WITH PICS FROM THIS WEEKEND, SOMEONE SHANK ME. AND STEAL ALL MY YOGA MATS. AND BREAK MY FUCKING LEGS.


Papa said he tried to start it the other day, or week, or month, or sometime in the past........... and it wouldnt start.
oh yeah, we had to tow it from the backyard, over to the side shop.
and i havent touched it since.

the clock is ticking......... for when brogan turns 16, but also for how much longer JAKEY will be able to mash on it.
ugh

this is my calendar event i made.............





and this is a current picture as of 1/24/2025 @ 9am..............





and this one just because i cant physically type it out on this forum.............

 

[Exploder_M]

Is that a real license plate?? I cant believe you got that.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

Is that a real license plate?? I cant believe you got that.

You caught me.......

It actually is totally fake. I just put it on fir the pics....





Anyways..... I get a fair amount done tonight.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

inner fenders cut off and out of the way, limit straps and bumps unbolted and off, and plenty of my old "chop shop cursing a fuckload of fuck this fuck that" was done today.

i know from personal experience and i recommend to NOT becoming disfuckingabled/handifucked, then try and fabricate like your old self. hah.

its beyond fucking frustrating.

today was ALL JUST ME as well. no help from papa as he was working on the toyhauler and Brogan was............ well, being Brogan. hah.
i even used a fucking grinder with a cut off wheel and did NOT slice my fucking....... well, ANYTHING off!
hellz yeah Jakey! gettin shit done!

it'll be driving in the dirt by 2027!!!!!!!!!


hah.

 

[96f-u250]

How much wider are those beams?
They look wide with the glass but even crazier seeing where that bumpstop hits.

 

[UR_Mawm69]

How much wider are those beams?
They look wide with the glass but even crazier seeing where that bumpstop hits.

+69" EA side.................

i have no idea. theyre just some kinda janky hacked together J-Beams.
i think its 89 or 90" wide O.T. to O.T

 

[UR_Mawm69]

3 days, in a row?!?!? Wat da fuq?!?!?! Who am I?!?!?!




THIS WEEKEND with the help (removed 4 bolts all by himself ) of BroggieBear:
- all glass and fender mounts removed & cut away/back
- bumper removed
- bumps & limit straps removed
- front inner fenders and full core support removed (still sitting just to hold radiator)
- concluded that we're not going to fuck with the engine and figure out why it won't start/fuel pump won't kick on and just fuck with it after I finish the whole front


To do:
- drain radiator
- cut front engine cage off
- remove motor/trans
- decide if I'm going to use this janky, hodgepodged, "equal length" front end, or go in more debt and get another legit front end
- build a NICE, QUALITY engine cage (like the cab cage I did before my faceplanting)
- ur mawmAcita