I was fully prepared to get on here and give my shamefully explanation of how I gained three pounds from last week…. But I actually dropped a pound and a half-ish
182.7
So I’ll give my favorite trash snack recap…
After a night in the shop I snuck into the fridge to hoop up some extra pepperoni left over from the delicious charcuterie my wife made for dinner.
Not once
Not twice
But THRICE
I grabbed those pepperoni slices and dipped it directly into the blue cheese jar for a midnight snack….

That’s why I can’t keep that shit in the house. Everything is a vessel for dipping sauces